Last one to post wins!

[Gen. Volkov]

*Does it again*

[Gen. Volkov]

*And Again.*

[Slasher]

*sings eBay song"

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html

[Slasher]

*sings dragostea din tei by o-zone*

x5
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-ha ha

1.Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.

2.Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

Chorus:Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

3.Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.

4.Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

Chorus

x4
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-ha ha

Chorus

[Slasher]

*translates above song*

Ma ia hi
Ma ia hoo
Ma ia ha
Mi ia haha
Repeat 4x

Hello
Hi
Its me, an outlaw
and please accept my love happiness

Hello
Hello
It is me Picasso
I gave you a call
And I am tough
But I want you to know
I ask nothing from you

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

I phone
To tell you
What I feel now
Hello
My love,
Its me
Happiness

Hello
Hello
It is me Picasso
I gave you a call
And I am tough
But I want you to know
I ask nothing from you

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

Ma ia hi
Ma ia hoo
Ma ia ha
Mi ia haha
Ma la hi
Ma la hoo
Ma la ha
Mi ia haha
Ma ia hi
Ma ia hoo
Ma ia ha
Mi ia haha
Ma ia hi
Ma ia hoo
Ma ia ha
Mi ia haha

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

You want to leave but
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't take me
You can't, you can't
You can't take me
The image of your face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

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[Shadow]

I meant to spell it wrong. :*laughs*: