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[Slasher]

*sings who let the cows out by weird al*

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?
Moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?

Well, the farmer was tired, the farmer was sleeping (Hey yippie I-o)
While all of his farmhands were haven a ball (uhh uhh yippie i-o)
Till someone let the barn door open (yippie i-o)
Thats when them cows went for a walk (uhh uhh)
Thats when the farmer shouted....

Chorus
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)

Help me get them darn cows in side back in time for milking
get back bosey bad bosey get back you cud chewin animal (bmmm bmm bmm)

The farmer tells his wife that he's angry(ehh ya yippie i-o)
for he rounded up all his bovine (ehh ya yippie i-o)
and as he rounded up the last gernsey (yippie i-o)
he saw they let lose all of his swine (yippie i-o)
and the farmer shouted..

Who let them hogs out?
oink (4x)
Who let them hogs out?
oink(4x)(yippie i-o)
Who let them hogs out
oink(4x)(yippie i-o)
Who let them hogs out?
oink(4x)(yippie i-o)
Who let them hogs out?
oink(4x)(yippie i-o)
Who let them hogs out?
oink(4x) (yippie i-o)

[Slasher]

*sings genius in france by weird al*

(the verse in bold & red describes me very well *laughs*)


I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

<span style='color:red'>People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week</span>

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)

That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

[snort]

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it

'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

[Slasher]

*sings EAT IT! by weird al*

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

[Gen. Volkov]

*Activates another clone* *Tosses Ruddertail into his own black hole* *It closes with a gigantic, but silent clap of light* *Everyone in the black hole is in another universe, but still in a black hole* *Wins*

[Slasher]

*just before the black hole closes i throw a nuke out at Gen. Volkov then get whizzed safley off to another universe* *wins*

[Ruddertail]

*Vaporizes everything, including all of Volkov's clones. Except for the black hole. Wins*

[bjornredtail]

Chorus
Way, hay up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Earlye in the morning!

What will we do with the drunken sailor?
What will we do with the drunken sailor?
What will we do with the drunken sailor?
Earlye in the morning?

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline

Put him in the brig until he's sober.

Make him turn to at shining bright work.

Other verses from The Book of Navy Songs
(If the verse is the same I did not repeat it)

Put him in a boat and row him over

Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

Make him clean out all the spit-kids

That's what you do with a drunken sailor
(The last line of this verse is followed
by "Amen")

[Gen. Volkov]

*Before he dies, destroys universe and creates another pocket universe to store his clones* *WIns because everyone else is dead and has been vaporized or crushed to nothing* BTW.. you can't chuck a nuke at me out of a black hole. Nothing cna escape it. Not even light. but whatever. I still win.

[Ruddertail]

*Survives black hole. Destroys Volkov's universe. Creates own universe, and makes it impreginable. Wins.*

[Slasher]

*Before he dies, destroys universe and creates another pocket universe to store his clones* *WIns because everyone else is dead and has been vaporized or crushed to nothing* BTW.. you can't chuck a nuke at me out of a black hole. Nothing cna escape it. Not even light. but whatever. I still win.

*proves a point*

it was a special nuke not yet invented that can get out of a black hole
*wins*


(this is fun)

[Gen. Volkov]

What point? Right... still wouldn't get out of the black hole.

How do you propose to destroy it? Any invading army is wiped out by my defenses. And you'd have to get inside it to destroy it. So therefore, I still win. Plus, *Has planted small nuclear devices on ruddertail and slasher* *They detonate killing them both* *Wins* *Scan self for any similar devices* *Removes them*

[Ruddertail]

I destroyed it with a universe destroyer ray, the only way to destroy a universe from the outside. And I got out of the back hole becasuse I made it, and so I can make it do whatever I want, and I wanted it to let me out.

*Survives because Volkov's nuke was strapped to a robot double bodyguard. Wins, because he survive, and proved he could destroy Volkov's universe.*

[Gen. Volkov]

Right.. see no you can't because if you get one of those, I get to use the power of the gods. And since using gods would just mean this is over in two seconds flat, I win because I won't go their. I know more pantheons of gods than anyone here. So, I win. And its my black hole. I already threw you into it remember? So no universe destroyer rays, no controlling black holes or I call in the gods and erase you both from existence. SO I win.

[Ruddertail]

No, it's my black hole. But anyway, I win, because I posted last.

[Gen. Volkov]

No you don't, I posted last. And screw that. I use the power of the gods to erase you and your black hole from existence. I win.