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Hey, that's illeagle. And I win.
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Post by Gen. Volkov »

Is not. You can create and control black holes, so I can use gods. I win.
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You said I couldn't control it. And I win.
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Post by Slasher »

*uses the devils from hell (hope thats not a bad word edit the post if it is) to kill Gen. Volkov.

*wins along with ruddertail*


<span style='font-family:Geneva'><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THE END OF THE STORY!</span></span></span>
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Post by Gen. Volkov »

No. Because I win. And Ruddertail wins. But you lose Slasher, because the devils would lose to the gods. So....

<span style='color:blue'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>I WIN! END OF STORY, NO CHALLENGES TO MY PWNSORNESS MAY BE MADE EVER AGAIN!</span></span>
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Post by Fresh Water Fighters »

*Senecks up behind Gen. Volkov, Slasher, and Ruddertail who are t0o busy shouting that they won to notice.* *Kills everyone with a M-16*

<span style='font-family:Impact'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>WINS</span></span></span>

:D this is fun and i just started!!
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Just so you know, those weren't bullets. And they weren't blanks either. Juts plenty of stage makeup blood.
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Has a bullet proof vest. Kills Fresh Water Fighters with a knife. Wins!
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Post by Zephyrus »

Anyone care to write a script that is scheduled to run hourly and posts the reply "I win!" to this thread whenever it detects it isn't the latest poster?
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Post by Gen. Volkov »

I would if I knew how. Oh and you just killed a clone. *Drops smart bombs on Ruddertail and FWF as they fight hand to hand* *Flies off in B-2*
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*Shoots Volkov's bomb with explosive bullets, causing it to explode in mid air. Goes after Volkov with the intire U.S. Air force. And all the U.S.'s surface to air missiles.*
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Bombs <--note the plural. You can't hit all 16 before one hits you. Specially since you didn't know I was coming. *The U.S. Air force and all SAM missiles cannot shoot him down, because he is flying in a stealth aircraft.*
*Turns Ruddertail into an ant*
*Puts him in a box*
*Put that box in another box*
*Mails to self*
*SMASHES WITH A HAMMER!!!*
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Post by Ruddertail »

*Recreates himself. Turns Volkov into a mouse. Feeds him to a hungry cat. Uses top secret anti stelf aircraft missile to shoot Volkov's plane down.*

(You never said how many. I assumed you meant two, one aimed at each of us.)
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Post by Gen. Volkov »

True. OK. Many many bombs. Aren't you inside a black hole though? *The missile misses because it has no way of detecting my plane.* Anti-stealth my rear end. Oh and as too mouse and hungry cat.... *Activates another clone* *Tosses Ruddertail into a black hole, gives him an antimatter bomb before he does, buggs bunny style* *Watches the pretty fireworks* *Eats popcorn*
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Post by Ruddertail »

If I'm in a black hole, then you are two, because you were droping bombs on me... Also, stelth aircraft can be tracked and targeted. They are hard to track, but it can be done, I'm pretty sure of that.

You'd get sucked into the black hole two, since if you got close enough to toss me in, the gravitational force would be too strong for you to escape...

*The bomb explodes, not harming Ruddertail, but destroying the black hole. Clones himself a few million times. Steals Volkov's popcorn.*
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