Forunately - Unfortunately

Jaggeskarr the Badger · Mon May 17, 2004 8:12 am

A man is walking down the street toward a bank. He had just won the lottery and he was eager to get his money.

OOC: OK. Now the rest of the story is up to you. The first person needs to think up an unfortunately for this story. I'll start.

Unfortunately a gang of vandals beat him up and stole his lottery ticket.

OOC: Next person to post should start with "fortunately ....."
EXAMPLE: Fortunately the police were near and they got the man's lottery ticket back. So let's go!

Post by **The Beatles** » Mon May 17, 2004 2:47 pm

Fortunately, he recognized the chief vandal as his milkman, who was so embarrassed at being discovered, that he dropped the ticket.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Mon May 17, 2004 2:48 pm

Unfortunatly, a breeze blew the ticket away.

Post by **The Beatles** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:23 pm

Fortunately, the ticket wasn't a winning ticket after all, so it wasn't a big loss.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:39 pm

Unfortunatly, the man didn't know this, so he went chasing after it.

Post by **The Beatles** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:58 pm

Fortunately, the milkman ran after the ticket faster. Perhaps he was abashed for having recognized our hero, or perhaps he just wanted the ticket.

sh0e · Post by **sh0e** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:50 pm

unfortunately a starving brass monkey strapped to two booster rockets flew out of the milkmans pants and proceeded to pounce and snarf the airborne ticket

Nohc · Post by **Nohc** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:51 pm

Fortunately, the milkman realized that this topic is totally stupid and stopped chasing after the ticket because the money was too fast.

sh0e · Post by **sh0e** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:53 pm

unfortunately sh0e was also strapped to two booster rockets allowing him to post faster than nohc (but fortunately would also work in nohcs post)

Nohc · Post by **Nohc** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:54 pm

Fortunately, there was an edit button so that Nohc could change his posts.

sh0e · Post by **sh0e** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:57 pm

unfortunately this makes sh0e look very stupid

Nohc · Post by **Nohc** » Mon May 17, 2004 7:06 pm

Fortunately, Nohc understands it and can laugh when people become lost. :*laughs*:

Post by **Zephyrus** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:23 pm

Unfortunately, this old thread has been resurrected from TSR days, much to the horror of Ming.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:27 pm

Unfortunatly, the story got messed up. New one.

Once there was an insane Ape.

Post by **Zephyrus** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:28 pm

Unfortunately, Ming here has something against the stereotype Communist because few actually understand the true definition.

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