Any role players interested

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:52 pm

Sure.. whatever you say. And Pirates it is. Pirates pwn ninjas. Oh and about Kraken's stinky cheese.. it was never a joke, that's just him. He's weird like that.

Do or die · Post by **Do or die** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:19 pm

Why would you want pirates and not ninjas? I'll make an RP of them though, if you want, it'll take a bit, maybe an hour or so, to come up with ideas, ok?

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:22 pm

Alright. And I want just pirates because pirates are better than ninjas.

Post by **Freenhult** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:38 pm

My Ninja legions could own your pirates any day Volkov.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:40 pm

Yeah sure. Four words for you: Pirates of the Carribean.

Pwnt.

Post by **Freenhult** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:51 pm

Well... Here's a thing for you. One word... Soifon ... Heh...Have fun with those Ninjas... Ha ha. She is a captain...you're pirates are gonna get it.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:17 pm

Captain Jack Sparrow pwns her and you know it. Besides, you are forgetting about Davy Jones. Oh and I got pounded as well in Imperia.

Post by **Freenhult** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:14 pm

A captain?!?! Hecks no! You know what a Bankai is?Sadly she hasn't show hers yet, but I have no doubt that it would seriously own Jack. And dear Davy...wouldn't say crap with hundreds of Ninja's around him. Exspecially Soul Reapers... No way. Soifon's can move faster, in fact, I'm sure she can flash step... so they have no hope. No dear Volkov...My ninja's pwn j00!

Do or die · Post by **Do or die** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:30 am

*laughs*, everybody pretty much knows that ninjas are going to win, for all who dont know, I'll tell the tale..... Wooooo. Once, when time was created, millions of years ago, the first life forms were fit into 3 groups, nijas, pirates, and Chuck Norris. Pirates and nijas have been fighting for all of time itself, the only reason they haven't won yet is because there are so many pirates.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:54 pm

*Sigh* You sad deluded people. Jack would talk his way out of any fight, and by the end of his conversation with them, they'd be so confused that they'd think Jack was their friend and leave him alone. That's why Jack Sparrow pwns any and all ninjas. And Davy Jones IS the sea man! He's immortal! He'd kick any ninjas rear. And if the ninja's got away, he'd summon the Kraken and it would EAT them. In fact, they'd never even get on his boat, because he would just summon the Kraken to eat any ship that tried to sail near to him. Pirates pwn ninjas. It doesn't matter how fast they are, they can't outrun a bullet. And they can't outthink a pirate. The only person that can beat pirates is Chuck Norris. Or Superman. Cause Superman pwns all.

Do or die · Post by **Do or die** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:34 pm

Agreed that Chuck Norris would pwn all, and does. But IMO Ninjas win against pirates, most pirates are extremely stupid, theres only one Captain Jack anyways. Besides, when ninjas set about to killing their enemlies, they get it done, very well.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:59 pm

Pirates are not stupid. Pirates are smart. They are just portrayed as stupid by Hollywood because it makes them less scary. A pirate isn't going to be successful if he's stupid. Blackbeard, for example, was extremely smart. Do you realize he once blockaded an entire city all by himself?

And who says pirates are worse killers than ninjas? A pirate who is bad at killing people would quickly be caught or killed by the people he attacked, or the various Navy's after his hide. Besides, pirates have guns. Guns pwn ninjas. A bullet is alot faster and travels alot further than anything ninjas have.

Besides, pirates say "AR!" and "YAR!" and "Plunder tha booty!". Ninjas don't have anything cool to say like that. Pirates beat ninjas. Chuck Norris beats pirates. Superman pwns Chuck Norris.

Do or die · Post by **Do or die** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:05 pm

No, actually Chuck Norris pwns Superman, and whatg do you mean, ninjas dont hav e projectiles? Guns in the days of the pirates weren't sniper rifles, and had pretty low range actually. If pirates were so smart, then why are most of them dead, while ninjas live on? Ninjas won the age old war. When the war is truly over, Chuck Norris will destroy the world, and it will start anew.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:33 pm

Pirates are still around. Didn't you hear about that cruise ship that was attacked off the coast of Africa a couple years ago? I haven't heard about any ninja assassinations recently though.

About Superman vs. Chuck... well Superman can fly, has super strength, can't be hurt in any way, even by bullets, has heat vision, cold breath, and X-ray vision. Chuck can kick alot of rear, and that's about it. Superman would pwn Chuck.

I didn't say THAT, I said that guns had longer range than anything ninjas have. And of course I know that black powder, smooth bore weapons don't have the range of modern guns, but they still out range a throwing star or a shortbow.

So the age old war is won by pirates it look like. Also, Chuck will have nothing to do with the end of the world.

Do or die · Post by **Do or die** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:43 pm

Pirates wouldn't even see the ninjas! They are masters of disguise and deceit. They could disguise themselves as pirates, and either start a mutiny, or strike at the right moment, crippling those pirates. Plus, everything that SuperMan has, Chuck Norris has more of or better of. Heat vision? Bah, Chuck has heat everything! Super strength? Chuck has ULTRA STRENGTH! Cant be hurt? Chucks beard is tougher than Supermans skin. Chuck Norris also has no weakness! Unlike Superman and Cryptonite. Bah, go Chuck Norris!

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