Last one to post wins!

[Slasher]

lets see if thats today;

antisocial.

[Death]

I am so in need of a meaningful conversation.

[Philip]

I am so in need of a meaningful conversation.

Where do you usually get a meaningful conversation from?

[Death]

Usually, phone sex operators. What about you?

[Philip]

Usually, phone sex operators. What about you?

But not always? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me?

[Death]

I understand if you don't want to answer, it's a very personal question. But if you ever need a shoulder to cry on I am here.

[Philip]

I understand if you don't want to answer, it's a very personal question. But if you ever need a shoulder to cry on I am here.

Good then you can explain it to me. Umm.
I think I do.

[Death]

Tell me all about it you sexy little bastard.

[Philip]

Tell me all about it you sexy little bastard.

Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is it you sexy little bastard ? :*laughs*:

[Death]

Teehee! *twirls hair*

Where is it, what is it, and who's is it?

[Philip]

Teehee! *twirls hair*

Where is it, what is it, and who's is it?

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
And it what is it and who is is it is *twirls hair*

Where.

[Death]

You are. It is a Chupacabra. And I am your mother.

There.

Eat me.

[Philip]

You are. It is a Chupacabra. And I am your mother.

There.

Eat me.

No I am not. *twirls hair*

Where is a Chupacabra. I suppose that makes sense. That's a flattering offer. Where?That was not very nice.

[Death]

Eat me in the hand area please.

And the Chupacabra is in the e-room with you.

[Philip]

Eat me in the hand area please.

And the Chupacabra is in the e-room with you.

Your polite style is very nice. What does it taste like?
I have never heard about The Chupacabra is in the e-room with you.