fine. i will give advice. (wither or not you want it from me
)
what do you wish to achieve here?
a relationship with this girl?
do you believe in love at first sight or is love something that is not even a issue here?
do be be careful whatever your goals are. i will tell you a really Kreepy Kraken story if you wish....... *lights fade w/ harp music as wierd scene erupts*
I was a young kraken, wandering around the campus of Walters State (my first college and before i went into to military) with my long hair blowing in the breeze...
i went to the college library and got online. i went to of all places, a WWF Chat room (dont ask D:) and there i met...a girl....
well, we chatted and chatted and then it went to email..next thing i knew...we were talking on the phone...
she lived in Virginia and it was about....a four hour drive (it would of been shorter if i knew that they made Grown up Diapers D:) and next thing i know...we decided to meet!
now...i thought i was cool and ready and i had seen a picture...or two of here that she had sent over the email. she was..........atractive........to...some degree.....
but! i resigned to meet her anyways because she had been talking dirty and well...
come on...you know....anything to..erm...
you get my point!?
so! anyways, i take off to Virginia and about four hours later......... i am sweating in my little dodge omni looking for her house and hoping that her parents were good on thier word that they would not be there and holy lord there is the street and i find her house and i pull into the driveway and there she is or oh no that isnt her is that her sister no that isnt her because she said she weighed one thirty pounds on a bad day and that girl has to be around two fifty not that i am being mean about hefty girls but oh lord it looks like her and here she comes waving and she has a open blouse and a beer in her hand and she is smiling oh no dont let her come over here she has a wart on her nose oh lord i am backing out leaving wait that beer looked good i wonder if she has anymore couldnt hurt just to say hi i pull back up get out oh lord....
....about ten minutes later i am on my way back to Tennessee and i never talk to the girl agian. i drank her beer and we talked and talked about...wrestling....
how i got away from her is a miracle, she told me that that was the only beer she had and that wouldnt i be a sweetheart if i went down to the store and bought more. Dude, the Wart was humongous.
so i said sure...then i left like satan was after me.
the point? i sent her a honest pic of myself and she sent me a dishonest one of her. i dont blame her though. (im not trying to be mean, but you guys didnt see the wart!)
*harps playing, end of dream sequence*
so! what is the over all point? i dont know, but i think one can gleen something from that. although i already regret that i wrote it....jeeze....i hope nuke doesnt read it........anyways! take from it what you can freeny and think about the fact that long distance relationships are terribly hard to keep and that the only long distance any man should travel for is....well.....you know...
but beware of warts.
Its only rape if I say no. 
