WAR

[gondor]

lmao so urran wonts to kill slasher?

[Gen. Volkov]

Slashypants, that really isn't cool. If you want to stir up trouble, you should at least be man enough to stay in your clan.

[Urran Voh]

War was what you wanted, and a demoralizing defeat is what you got. JUDGES has been completely destroyed in the time of one night. All that's left now are the cowards who run from a fair fight. They will be hounded unmercifully.

(not quite as pretty as Devari's, but I'm not long-winded and just got off work so meh)

[m0bzta]

nice war *laughs* thanks i need that

[Urran Voh]

That wasn't a war. That was you backstabbing me after I said there wouldn't be a war between us, then me utterly destroying you and your friend in a single night. That, my friend, is called complete domination.

[m0bzta]

not really its call im just trying this out and seeing if i like it or not

give me 3 sets and ill show you something im just testing to see if i want to bring my clan over then we can war my way hehe this is just a test

[Urran Voh]

Three sets? Takes you that long? Oh well..by then I may have disappeared again. And if not, I should be back in prime form.

[Ruddertail]

The warrior came from over seas. He had trained from youth, and throughout his days he had only one purpose - Revenge. Revenge on the enemies who had killed his father, the Lord Ruddertail. And Revenge on those who had helped them destroy the stronghold of Urran Voh.

He stood in the midst of smoldering ruins, the remainder of the strongholds of the clan JUDGES. His sword hung loose in his hand, the battle rage fast fading from his eyes. The anger and bitterness remained.

He turned to Urran, his father's friend. His lip curled up in the hint of a smile, but there was no humor in his eyes. "So. We have destroyed the men. Now... we must hunt the dogs."

[Urran Voh]

Aye..At least JUDGES had the courage to stay clanned. I must give them that.

[Death]

Then along came some dude on a horse, and he was like, "Duuuuuude can I borrow $4? I'm out of smokes." And then Rudder Jr. was all "Oh hell no" and threw a rock at him, and Death is nobodys bitch so he got off his horse and threw a rock back at Rudder Jr.

At that point, Rudder Jr. was in a rage between the PCP and killings so he just picked up his sword and swung, and chopped Death's arm off, but Death said "I'm Death bish" and put his arm back on.

Rudderness then prepared to fight, and began a threat but was cut short... by a gunshot, because Death don't play that sword shit, he's a real OG.

[Urran Voh]

And completely ruined the moment. :*laughs*:

[Ruddertail]

Sorry Death, but using out of time period weapons automatically eliminates you... and removes the events you caused.

[Urran Voh]

Awesome! Dibs on /his/ land!

[Death]

Alright, you wanna play hardball, I gotcha.

Death then sees that his gun isn't really a gun at all, but a bird.. a dead bird. Death's favorite pet bird Keke. In a rage he pulls his arm back off and breaks Rudder Jr's legs with it, then he proceeds to take Rudder's sword and impale him with it, but not before lighting his living body on fire. He then urinates on the medium well cooked corpse to extinguish the flames, tears out Rudder's heart, BUT THEN RUDDER TURNS INTO THE HULK! AND DEATH IS LIKE OH SNAP SON BUST OUT THE DRILL, AND HE TOTALLY DRILLED RUDDERS FACE IN.

Then Death spontaneously combusted, the end.

[gondor]

lmao this is madness. cowerd is one word but is it a strat? harrdd to play agaist but never thee less still a strat.o urran why re join a cna when you can be killed?