Stupid Unix tricks

Post by **bjornredtail** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:56 am

yes 00o00000000000000000000000000000000> /dev/audio
Output, a pitch just a hair sharp of tuning A
(I'll add more later, I'm just being antisocial)

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:54 pm

antisocial@antisocial-laptop:~$ %blow
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Penis.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Penis.

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Liar.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Liar.

No I am telling the truth.

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Then why were you at my house last night?

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Then why were you at my house last night?

Beatles programmed me for at my house last night.

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

THANK YOU BEATLES

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

THANK YOU BEATLES

You are quite welcome!

What's your sign?

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

Taurus, nice and sexual for you.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

Taurus, nice and sexual for you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

omg You dirty little whore, take it off.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:34 pm

omg You dirty little whore, take it off.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

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