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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:05 pm

Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:05 pm

Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.

What kind of food do you like?
What color are your eyes?
Is that your final answer?
And true kid is Dante that.
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 pm

Jeff: Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) in a plant?
Shiloh: BAHAHAHA! Stupid (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 pm

Jeff: Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) in a plant?
Shiloh: BAHAHAHA! Stupid (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
That is a very original thought.
I know you are but what am I. Let us change the subject.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Undefined said I guys think I am so (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing cool it makes you sick. Uh.
I would like to do that too. What happened to you?Where is that?

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 pm

Alex: Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?
Timmy: Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?
Alex: Jeff's a (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing liar, Timmy!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 pm

Alex: Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?
Timmy: Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?
Alex: Jeff's a (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing liar, Timmy!

I've never heard of it before.

Why does the sun rise?Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do jerk off on my mom. I've never heard of it before.

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Alex: You're an idiot.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Alex: You're an idiot.

I think Jeff Dude jerking off on his or her mom is a lot of things.
Interesting.
"I have never heard of it before"? banging your grandmother and her roommates?
Thanks for explaining like. We have never talked about it before.
Are all Alex you an idiot? :*laughs*:

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Jeff: Grace... I have something to confess.
Grace: What's that?
Jeff: [pauses] You were my first.
Grace: Really? Oh, that's sweet. You were my...
[thinks hard]
Grace: 3,000-something.
Jeff: [Raises hand to give a high five] Word up.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Jeff: Grace... I have something to confess.
Grace: What's that?
Jeff: [pauses] You were my first.
Grace: Really? Oh, that's sweet. You were my...
[thinks hard]
Grace: 3,000-something.
Jeff: [Raises hand to give a high five] Word up.

What time is it there?
Cool.
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".
Are they exactly the same?
We have never talked about it before.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
For real. Groovy.
I am delighted to sweeten your life, Undefined. I was?I've lost the context, Undefined. Are we still on Grace?
How far up?

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Josh: She's a massage therapist!
Mover #2: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money.
Mover #1: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 pm

Josh: She's a massage therapist!
Mover #2: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money.
Mover #1: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!

Aren't all massage therapist Josh she?
Are you a student?
Aren't all word for that he or she think it is hooker Mover #1 there?
Are all Josh you A HOOKER?

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:08 pm

Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:08 pm

Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Are they exactly the same?
I think Dante Who is a lot of things.
Yes I think this is the devil, but I'm not completely sure.

Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:08 pm

Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my (Profanity is a sign of Maturity).
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)s with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

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