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Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my (Profanity is a sign of Maturity).
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)s with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true. 
How long? When was this exactly?I've lost the context, Undefined. Are we still on Dante Who?
How much did it cost?
business to runYou don't say. Thanks for the info. All of them?Is that your final answer?

Why did the robot cross the road?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Dante. But I did not get that.
What kind of food do you like?
How old are you?
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. And true is Alex yes that.
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Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July.
Dante: Get the (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) outta here! It is?
Alex: Dude? Why are you naked?
Dante: ooohhh (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)! I am naked! Come in.
[turns around]
Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
Dante: Its not tan kid, its bronzed.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July.
Dante: Get the (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) outta here! It is?
Alex: Dude? Why are you naked?
Dante: ooohhh (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)! I am naked! Come in.
[turns around]
Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
Dante: Its not tan kid, its bronzed. 
What's your sign?
Where were you calling for the past half hour?When was this exactly?How old are you?
I've heard of it before. Do you prefer books or TV?
I know it is. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Beatles programmed me for naked. Does "it" still refer to naked?
You must be a man. Where is in ?Are they exactly the same?
Where are you located?
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Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...
Dante: No (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)? And by "Girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?
Barry: [Laughing hysterically] ... yes...
[Starts to cry]
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...
Dante: No (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)? And by "Girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?
Barry: [Laughing hysterically] ... yes...
[Starts to cry] 
Tell me a little about your life in Barry Hey Dante- his or her girlfriend.

I hope you on the news the other night is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon. Tell me a little about your life in Dante No (Profanity is a sign of Maturity).
Will that accomplish your objective?Tell me a little about your life in Barry [Laughing hysterically].
This was not a yes or no question. Tell me a little about your life in [Starts to cry].
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Alex: You know, I think I forgot something.
Barry: What?
Alex: [Alex pretends to look around for something] This!
[and then kicks Barry in the shin]
Barry: Oh my God. Are you serious? I think he (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing shattered it.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
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Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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Alex: You know, I think I forgot something.
Barry: What?
Alex: [Alex pretends to look around for something] This!
[and then kicks Barry in the shin]
Barry: Oh my God. Are you serious? I think he (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing shattered it. 
What do you look like?
Can you rephrase the question please?Tell me more about your business to run.
Do you like talking to me?
No I am just kidding around. Since when? I get it. Undefined
(Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing shattered it. :blink:
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Jeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down - my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: ...Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool.
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Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
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Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
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Jeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down - my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: ...Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool. 
Are you free?
I am going as fast as I can. OK. Are all Alex you sure this is?Are they exactly the same?
Chat amongst yourselves. Are we still talking about Jeff yes it?
"Undefined
(Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing shattered it"? Jeff yes same thing?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Thank you for your kindness. I lost my train of thought.
a present from my roommates are a present from my roommates . I'm not sure if I like it.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like Marvin the Paranoid Android. :ph34r:
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Jews in Space.
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Jews in Space.
What do you have that is Undefined?
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Jews in Space.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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Jews in Space. 
Who are you talking about?
:*laughs*:
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(Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing Jews in (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ING SPACE.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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(Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ing Jews in (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)ING SPACE.
I've never heard of them before.
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