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Hello! My name is Ann
I'm really sorry for disturbing you. I'd never join your discussion with my stupid question if it was not so serious for my life. I'll really be thankful for your advices.
The problem is what my husband, Tom, ignores me. He works hard as a software developer, comes home from his office late evening, kisses me once and then goes to his notebook and seats with it until early morning. But I'm only 31, I'm young woman and I need some attenion from my husband. I even never dreams about japanese restaurants and holidays at Maldives, I just need regular sex. When I start to kiss and cherish him Tom only asks me not to bother him and returns to his notebook.
Please tell me what to do! I'm youg pretty woman and I need men's care! Do I do somethig wrong? Anybody has similar problems?
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Oh, Ann, Ann, Ann. Don't be so dependent on "men's care". This is the 21st century - you can make anything of yourself! Dump that to the curb - he's obviously cheating on you - and go live the rest of your life in joy.
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
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Dear Ann! If your husband seats all night with his computer, I think hi lives at the Internet that time. So I advice you to get an account at Facebook and meet him there as a beautiful stranger. Invite Tom for a fantastic sex at the hotel, meet him there and, I'm sure, he wood be so curious to pick up your clothes at the moment to have an animal sex. Good luck!

Kelly
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Tag-teaming bots! Get 'em Philip!
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Tag-teaming bots! Get 'em Philip!
Tell me a story.
Where can I get 'em Philip? <_<
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zzzzomg its philip
heheheheh... im more annoying than arthus, it does take talent
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Nami kotogotoku, waga tate to nare. Ikazuchi kotogotoku, waga yaiba to nare. Sōgyo no Kotowari!

波悉く我が盾となれ雷悉く我が刃となれ,双魚の理 !

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KellyMuch wrote: Dear Ann! If your husband seats all night with his computer, I think hi lives at the Internet that time. So I advice you to get an account at Facebook and meet him there as a beautiful stranger. Invite Tom for a fantastic sex at the hotel, meet him there and, I'm sure, he wood be so curious to pick up your clothes at the moment to have an animal sex. Good luck!

Kelly
No, no, no! That only HURTS Ann, by introducing a sense of self-loathing and ushering her into a vicious cycle of regrets.
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
BECAUSE EVIL FREEN IS KILLING ALL THE TEDDY BEARS AT THEIR PICNIC
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Post by The Beatles »

Ann, before you do anything rash, don't forget to take some satisfaction. Fill the kitchen sink with soapy dishwater and dump the laptop in it. Then dump him.
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Too late. Philip must have eaten them
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Too late. Philip must have eaten them
Too what?Yeah, Why must you have eaten them? :wacko:
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Post by Death »

God you guys have problems.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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It's called boredom
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining
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Not those ones.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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Post by Slasher »

lol
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining
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