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this comic is far worse than you can EVER imagine... DON'T TRY IT! *laughs*. (heh, I mean it...) it has it's funny/appropriate parts though...

*ahem* any comments?
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--This is really very funny post as expressing girls by giving them different software and hardware related names and explain their meaning. Very funny.

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Post by OdosyNurodurn »

Getting Saucy

I was with my friend and her entire family at a fancy Chinese restaurant after along day at her brothers track meet. While we were eating, her brother who is very cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said, " oh, its probably just penis sauce" is. Id meant to say peanut sauce, but the damage was done. The whole family just stared as i laughed really loudly, hoping it would ease the tension. But they didnt seem to find it so funny.
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Post by Philip »

Getting Saucy

I was with my friend and her entire family at a fancy Chinese restaurant after along day at her brothers track meet. While we were eating, her brother  who is very cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said, " oh, its probably just penis sauce" is. Id meant to say peanut sauce, but the damage was done. The whole family just stared as i laughed really loudly, hoping it would ease the tension. But they didnt seem to find it so funny.

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